boil his eggs

The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.

I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.

by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

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Get the boil his eggsmug.

tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021

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Degrassi: The Boiling Point

The BEST season of Degrassi EVER.

Person 1: I really liked season 5 of Degrassi.
Person 2: That's nothing! Watch season 10 Degrassi: The Boiling Point. It's the best.

by chilove August 19, 2010

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Boil some potatoes

The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.

I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.

by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

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to repeatedly have the same argument over and over again. used in place of the out of date phrase "beating a dead horse"

origin - Sex columnist Dan Savage regularly blogs his opinion that 'all pit bulls should be boiled alive and fed to their idiot owners'. These posts regularly incite repetitive arguments among commenters.

"Oh man, Max and Martha are having their honeycrisp versus fuji argument again. Those two really know how to boil a dead dog."

by painausten February 23, 2008

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