hummer

n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

danny elfman

"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

by b. simpson June 12, 2007

hummer

1. A stupid ugly piece of shit of an SUV driven by brain-dead soccer-moms and pathetic richboys who'd crap their pants if they ever drove off-road. Some are even given dubs and other idiotic crapola. Usually these pieces of shit can be found in the parking lots of malls and starbucks.

2. A blowjob

1. 10 bucks that hummer only sees off-road when that dumb bitch backs into a flowerbed.

2. Mary gave me a damn good hummer last night.

by Dennisisevil December 28, 2005

Humenize

A Sexual predator or deviant that preys on young children male or female.

I saw some guy trying to Humenize at the play ground yesterday.

by Steve Peters January 31, 2008

Hummer

A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.

A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.

by AntiGop May 15, 2005

humerus

The funny bone, a bone in your arm.

"They call it the funny bone, but I dont find it humerus"

by BarackObamafromvalvehacks February 12, 2009

Hudsen

A person that is very lovable. He is really nice and is always there for his friends. Hudsen is very athletic and tall compared to others. He is very loyal to his girlfriends. Usually has blue eyes and blondish/ light brown hair

Hudsen is looking so fine today I hope he will date me he is so loyal

by White powwr September 30, 2018

Golden Hummer

When recieving a blowjob you tell your significant other that you are about to cum, but instead you pee in her mouth. While pissing in her mouth the male must scream, "Thy golden hummer!." The female must sing, "The One," by Shania Twain

"Yea i gave my girl the Golden Hummer last night, she was guzzling my wee-wee juice."

by eph0889420 June 28, 2008