hoovering

to consume a whole beverage in one gulp or eat food in the fewest bites as possible with out chewing.

Jim was hoovering down several 22 ounce beera at the bar last night in one gulp.
Melanie was in a pms moment and was hoovering down a piece of cake in two bites last time I saw her.

by Dan57 February 26, 2009

hoover

Someone that sucks a dangerous amount of cock.

Tommy's mum is such a Hoover.

by tibbons October 28, 2003

Herbert Hoover

A president famous for being in charge and leading the country into the worst ecomonic situation ever. His greatest fame is a dam now.

Herbert Hoover despite being one of the worst presidents ever Herbert Hoover is Dan Kane's boy

by Calvin Coolidge February 18, 2005

Hoover

Female version of a "tool". A girl/woman who overestimates her talents, intelligence, interest level to others, etc.

Triple-entendré implies domesticity, fellatio, and an aptitude for general "suckiness".

After an agonizing 5 minutes, the hoover's acoustic guitar breakup song was finally over.

by bpow1234 August 3, 2010

hoover manuever

When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."

"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."

by david November 17, 2004

hoover bitch

1. A bitch whose sole purpose, skill, use or profession is to suck dick

2. A bitch who sucks as much dick as a vacuum cleaner sucks dust

Example 1: "Mandingo dun break dat hoe's holes, so she a hoover bitch now."

Example 2: "If u kiss dat bitch yo, u be snowballing, cuz she a hoover bitch."

by WeWuzKangz April 27, 2016

hoover beast

A giant whore that sucks dick like top of the line vaccum.

Dayuuuuuum that girl from Virgina beach named Tiffany is a Hoover beast

by Yosie Da Don January 27, 2017