Horning

When one rhino shoves their horn up another rhinos ass

I saw two rhinos horning in a nature documentary

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 8, 2019

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Horning

The act of when one rhino shoves their horn up another rhino’s ass

Never watch Nat Geo Wild, I just saw two rhinos horning

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 9, 2019

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Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

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HoonDing

A tight roped piece of string braided with the hair of rats

Look at this HoonDing is rather taut and strong look how much weight it can support

by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020

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Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

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