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holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.
Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023
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Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...
Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker
by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017
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gangsters holiday

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay
"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"
by kultbae September 2, 2017
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Caylan holiday

Fight 9 year old kids even know he is 15
Caylan holiday you just punched that kid all over that was mad
by Bmcf May 28, 2022
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pagan holiday

A holiday that a religion says it happened during that time but didn't happen even close to where that said religion is saying is happening.
Christmas is a pagan holiday due to the song "We Three Kings" says that they travel from China, Japan, North Korea and South Korea area.
by Commander8750 December 22, 2018
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holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016
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Holiday Vandalism

Destroying the holiday lights/santas, tipping raindeer and ruining any and all hard work .
Dude, last night we wrecked the neighborhood's lights on our holiday vandalism streak.
by HeyItsMehaha December 20, 2009
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