Help

What half of the people on this website need

Dude1: Hey, have you seen Urban dictionary?
Dude2: Yeah, I tried looking up the definition of shark but apparently, it's a way to have sex
Dude1: Damn dude, those people need help

by urbandictionaryiscursedl November 22, 2022

Helayna

Beautiful gorgeous stunning magnificent adorable perfect amazing pretty cute fine hot breathtaking star gazing and wonderful SHES EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN A GIRL

Helayna Looks so beautiful today

by Herboyfriend April 24, 2023

Hotdog Helper

The food your dad cooks when your mom is being a bitch and neglects to go grocery shopping. It consists of whatever flavor of hamburger helper is in the pantry and the remaining hotdogs in the fridge.

Kid: "Im so hungry. Are you going to feed me?"
Dad: "Yeah. I made some hotdog helper."
Kid: "Wtf!? Are you trying to kill me?"

by spawnATdawn November 3, 2012

Self-Help Junkie

Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information

1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.

by jawwnvi January 21, 2019

Gabe Helmy

A person that has and obsession with pineapples and will do anything for them

Person 1: look what I found a pineapple shirt to add to my collection

Person 2:pineapples are so nasty

Person 1: WhAT.........DID YOU SAY * Attacks*

Person 2: your such a Gabe helmy

by DISGUSTANG101 October 10, 2019

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

g help

something that a girl named paige needs

“this girl needs g help”-frank, “she really does”- joe

by someone that is a someone January 1, 2022