A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
by ebghjebb February 15, 2017
The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.
Ralph: What school do you go to?
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
by Toby hallows March 13, 2023
by KilsOner September 12, 2009
The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
by Borchag November 18, 2021
by Sittingatzaxbysbored December 23, 2016
CEO of hentai, Adidas tracksuits and Slavs. Has countless hentai memes and potatoes. Creator of the Spinach and Potato muffin
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
Say the word feminism if you wish to die at the hands of this man
“I tried Jacob Heaths muffins, I threw up on my child”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
“I did a Jacob Heath and I annoyed a feminist”
by Slavicweeb April 28, 2020
A sexual fetish where a woman is on her period and her partner takes the blood, rubs across their own face and says "Why so serious?"
She was her rag so I decided to skip the red wings and go right for the Heath Ledger. Vagina period joker
by Brando Jung July 11, 2015