Help the Urban Dictionary 

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Help the Urban Dictionary by B-Drac October 25, 2003

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny 

Yo look at the mug haha

Falaron: "Hopefully I can get the mug overfilled by voting yes on the definition of 'Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny' and then buy it."
Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"

Help me severely overdo the text box for the mug ad below this definition so it looks funny by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity August 16, 2019

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

help vampire 

A term used most frequently by chat room programmers for blood suckers who aren't interested in the functions or inner workings of a solution but rather the end result. They normally mask themselves in chat rooms pretending to ask for "help."

helpmeplzzzz: Hai guyz, can u make me a dropdwn script? idk javascript and I dont like teh 1s online!!!!!
ExpertJsProgrammer: @helpmeplzzzz Stop being a help vampire and go learn JavaScript.

help vampire by jeremyfifty9 September 7, 2013

help myself 

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

help myself by LeooLouizz September 14, 2013

help computer 

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

help computer by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004

help me 

The word that you say when you're in 5th grade and you read the Urban Dictionary Page about 6th grade.

Urban Dictionary page- All your friends really don't like you, and you either turn into an emo or a slut.
5th grader- hfs HELP ME.

help me by Wgdflgjhdsfgkljhdslkf February 26, 2008