Hayden 

A big little nonce with no friends. He touches up little kids and gets them in his white van

Look over there "Haydens" taking the kids

Hayden by Ricardo retardo February 21, 2019

Hayden 

Hayden is a fuckboy who has many girlfriends over a 6 month period about 6. He is a try hard and thinks he’s big but isn’t, he changes his hair every month getting worse by the day and his insta game is insta gay, DO NOT BECOME FRIENDS WITH HAYDEN

Person 1: RUN ITS THAT FUCK BOY HAYDEN

Hayden by JOHNNNNNNNOOOOOO May 1, 2019

Hayden 

Hayden is a nice boy,short, small, anything tiny related. He’s got chubby face cheeks. Hayden can be pretty violent to himself . (Ahem knife play)he is also pretty desperate. He is a weirdo and don’t know what girl would like him. He is a mamas boy too. he likes to wear masks and talk about hammer head sharks. He can be cocky a lot. He doesn’t like being called a gent for some odd reason. Sometimes he just wants to die but life won’t let that happpen.

Girl 1 : omg is that Hayden, what a hunk

Girl 2: don’t go for him, I heard he’s not worth it. Just a desperate man

Girl 3 : GIGGLE

Hayden by Mama_Duchess May 27, 2019

Hayden 

A motherfucking bitch he'll drive you to hell he is always talking about drugs he's so stupid is giving halrious and he's the worst motherfucking bitch in you whole life so don't date this god damn asshole

Girl 1= look at that asshole....

Girl 2= you mean a Hayden....

Hayden by Only Tell The Truth 😏 May 28, 2019

Hayden 

A Hayden is usually the gay acting one in the group. He is very sexy, and usually has a small dick

Girl 1. Look it's small dick boy
Girl 2. No it's just Hayden

Hayden by Charlie Damellio January 30, 2020

Hayden 

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.

Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash

Hayden by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019

Hayden 

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic

Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden

Hayden by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013