hay pussy

When a woman's vagina becomes so dry that it developes straw like hairs in the folds of the meat.

Damn dude, I went for a mouth full of roast beef, but came back with a mouth full of hay pussy

by TheIncorrect1 January 2, 2016

Hai

A boastful person who thinks highly of himself and loves to wear tight clothing. A hater of the anything related to San Francisco 49niner. A Touface.

Jorge: Dude I score with this hot chick last night!

Batman: You're such a Hai!

by HaiLovesCokk November 29, 2011

LOL hay

a random thing to yell cause hay is pretty cool

Alex: LOL DONUTS

Emilee: LOL HAY

by alexxxxxxxxxxxxx May 8, 2007

hai der

A cool way to say "Hi there," most commonly used in chat rooms.

1.) Bob: Hai der, Joe, hows you?

Joe: I is good, you?

2.) Tagging on the "der" makes it sound much better. See here:

"Hai der, Sue!" sounds much better than "Hi there, Sue." Get what I mean?

by yourparamore January 30, 2012

uruk-hai

adj. describing the condition in which, as a result of extreme rage or frustration, one temporarily loses the ability to verbalize language, and can only roar and snarl like the goons in LOTR.

OK now, dude, no matter what the boss says in the meeting, stay cool, don't be getting all uruk-hai.

Whenever we argue she fucks me off so bad I get uruk-hai on her ass.

by the chief January 15, 2004

Hai

Hack

Hai actually translates to "Hack" in English

by realpenguin September 10, 2011

Hay-Bale

A sexual act involving one or two men, standing, and minimum two women, laying atop each other like stacked bales of hay between the two men. The women involved can lay in a variety of orientations; Face-to-face head-to-head, face-to-face head-to-feet, etc.

The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.

My girl and I had a threesome with her best friend. They went sixty-nine so I hay-baled 'em and **** all over her friend's face.

by RoosterMan0077 September 1, 2013