Dirty Hawaiian

The active of eating bad Mexican food before seeing your ex-girlfriend one last time and then abruptly having your anus explode all over her chest like Mount Kilauea

“Hey Josh how did last night go?”, “it went great, I gave her a dirty Hawaiian and it took her 30 minutes to clean up”.

by Ole rig boy January 16, 2026

Square headed hawaiian

A retard who cant keep promises and trys to act like he or she has clout usually a she, they also look like cartman from south park when he went to the special olympics

Look at that square headed hawaiian hes so retarded

by ___—— September 22, 2018

King’s Hawaiian Rolls

A good snack to bring to school.

Yo I dipped my King’s Hawaiian Rolls in my cum last might and sht tasted like mayonnaise

by Dickpussyvaginapenis February 5, 2020

Hawiian Woodchipper

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

by Kurwamach June 17, 2010

hawiian rimjob

A gentle gesture involving a pineapple slice, some dedication, and a whole lot of patience.

Have your partner lie on their belly, and gently massage the pineapple slice around the butt hole. The gentle circular motions combined with the acid from the pineapple creates an enjoyable stimulant as well as encourages the anus to tighten. If performed properly, a Hawiian rimjob should not burn.

by dylanvisgay September 27, 2012

getting hawiian

when you and your friends are arguing over what pizza to get, you, in the middle of the arguement, scream, "FUCK ALL OF YOU, WERE GETTING HAWIIAN!" "hawiian is the least prefered.

person 1 "i want sausage!"
person 2 "no! were getting pepperoni!"
you "FUCK ALL OF YOU, WERE GETTING HAWIIAN

by titties!!:D/b/ August 17, 2010

flyin' hawaiin

The act of vomiting while, simultaneously, having violent diarrhea. Obviously, a projectile form of either or both components earns more respect.
Most commonly seen following heavy drinking or during life-threatening disease....

Fuck me, I thought Sean was just 'talking to the big white telephone' but he's gone and done the flyin' hawaiin!!

by Jules B December 31, 2005