Something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it's something newer and better than it is.
Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by Lisa Simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"
Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by Lisa Simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"
by HatMan34 November 20, 2014
The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening
Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus
Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus
Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"
by EmzieWemzie January 11, 2021
by hatbot999 November 16, 2020
a hat (which is usually purchased from a sports store in the mall) with the tags and stickers left on it so the customer can wear it for one night and return it the next day for a refund
Thug #1: Yo, did you see Tyrone's Detroit Pistons cap? That shit was fly!
Thug #2: Yeah, that nigga hat was dope, and that nigga hat is also back on the shelf at Modell's.
Thug #2: Yeah, that nigga hat was dope, and that nigga hat is also back on the shelf at Modell's.
by GoldTeefs September 07, 2006
Slang for being left out, condescended to, or otherwise being screwed out of what's rightfully yours. The "High Hat" can be either given or recieved.
Note: Checkk out the film "Millers Crossing" for colorful usage of the term.
Note: Checkk out the film "Millers Crossing" for colorful usage of the term.
MARK: Hey Nick, I'm going over my Uncles tonight for a birthday party so I can't hang tonight. I'll call you tomorrow.
NICK: That's awfully strange-I heard from Adrian that yer' going to see the White Stripes. You givin' me the "high hat" fucker?!
NICK: That's awfully strange-I heard from Adrian that yer' going to see the White Stripes. You givin' me the "high hat" fucker?!
by Mike Falcigno April 22, 2004
is a female condom
by jew jappy February 26, 2013
A hat that fits on the head as if it were an upside down bucket. Trendy amongst twenty-somethings who don't quite know where they fit in. May be emblazened with a beer logo.
Hey! Dump the fish heads out of the bucket and put it on your head. You are now wearing a bucket hat!
by liquidcrack January 22, 2003