Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Harper

Harper is a girl who will change the grooves and waves of your brain. Harper is smart, but not quite nerdy. Harper is funny, but not annoying. Harper is gorgeous. Harper is special. She is a warm hug and a pure soul. Harper is kind, but will stand up for anyone being treated wrong. Her hair is waves of chestnut brown, similar to her tan skin, but her striking green eyes make her stand out. She is the most enchanting, hilarious, free spirited, beautiful girl you will ever meet, with the voice of an angel. And yes, she was named after the author of “To Kill a Mockingbird”

guy1: “did you see that girl? She’s amazing!”
Guy2: “must be Harper”

by Missmisery11 March 11, 2025

Harper

Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.

Person 1: “why he walk like that”

Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”

Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”

by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021

Harpering

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost

I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical

by cheekyjew January 6, 2015

Cody Harper

The guy who gets all the girls but is really dumb and turns them down. Although he is caught up in relationships he always has time to hang out with his best friend.

Omg you’re such a Cody Harper

by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018

harper

a girl who is tries to be nice, tries to fit in, and tries to be liked, and somewhat accomplishes being liked, fitting in, and being liked.

i am such a harper..

by harperrurfav April 12, 2025

harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing

Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.

by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020