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Hairy weiner aka harold weiner

Mr. Bo jangles' brother's friend's doctor's husband's veterarian's sister's cousin.

A guy slangin' some dope shit (the flamest polyester on the northwest side)
a negro: Hey, where's Harold?
b negro: FUCK YOU CRACKHEAD!!
by MeowMixer October 5, 2004
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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.
My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.
by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018
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pilgrim.harold

A super cool TikTok account with great/original content.....
Pilgrim.Harold om TikTok is cool”
by Pilgrim.harold March 2, 2021
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George Harold Hamlin VIII

that type of very pretentious name that is passed on in the family. “the eighth
he sounds rich because of his name but he isn’t.
he feels the need to say his whole name when asked what his name is!
What’s your name” “George Harold Hamlin VIII”
by ulwsaf69420 July 26, 2021
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richard harold pirington

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.
ur such a richard harold pirington u like aunt cass way too much.
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Richard Harold Pirington

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
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