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Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012
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bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.
by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015
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Halvee Handshake

You put your thumb in her ass hole. You twist it around. You put your other 3-7 fingers in her pussy. You pull her back (aggressively) and say “you just got “halvee handshaked”. She says “thank you?”

You’re drunk. You just got back to the airbnb. Ford and kilula are sitting on the couch. She’s coming over soon. You give her a good, deep, aggressive back rub. She goes to “your” room. You start making out. Eventually she says “give me the halvee handshake”. You sit. Think for a while. “It’s time” you say you yourself. You put your thumb in, twist it around, grab her by the pussy, and…. Yeah. It’s never too late to give em the halvee handshake.
Gosh, that girls hot. I’d love to give her the “halvee handshake

I wish I had a bigger Dick… guess I’ll just give her the “halvee handshake” instead

Omg that dude Connor gave me the gnarliest “halvee handshake” last night… it was ah-maaazzzzing
by Halvee handshake December 21, 2021
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Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)
1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!
by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023
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yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.
Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007
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Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .
I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .
by Big__tasty May 2, 2019
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Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!
by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
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