When a homeless person moves his hands up and down a penis, giving a man sexual pleasure for money. Usually for money to buy cocaine.
by Whore that is free February 28, 2009
Get the homeless handjob mug. When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.
by p00nsailor November 22, 2014
Get the malaysian handjobmug. The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.
My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.
My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.
by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008
Get the half a handjobmug. Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.
by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012
Get the Tijuana Handjobmug. by Hendookie December 23, 2018
Get the colorado handjobmug. John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting
by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013
Get the elastic handjobmug. also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your cock, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your fucked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans dick.
by jagerbombs123 November 15, 2010
Get the puke handjobmug.