homeless handjob

When a homeless person moves his hands up and down a penis, giving a man sexual pleasure for money. Usually for money to buy cocaine.
I got a homeless handjob this morning!
by Whore that is free October 23, 2008
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malaysian handjob

When you take a feather and shove it up your nose to sneeze and get snot and boogers all over, then you rub said snot and boogers all over your dick, then the person giving the hangjob uses that as lube: thus the malaysian hanjob. They be too poor for lube.
Dude i've been sick so my girl gave me a malaysian handjob
by p00nsailor November 23, 2014
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half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.
The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.
by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008
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elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.
John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting
by Long R. Von Hugendong September 24, 2013
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colorado handjob

The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.
Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.
by Hendookie December 24, 2018
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Tijuana Handjob

When a man is on the toilet taking a dump while simultaneously receiving a handjob.
Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.
by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012
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puke handjob

also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your cock, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your fucked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans dick.
I was so fucked up last night, i let amber give me a puke handjob. my dick is still on fire.
by jagerbombs123 November 13, 2010
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