Dirty Hannes

A secretly gay man, who accuses others. While secretly while cum and cock gobbling every night.

I met a Dirty Hannes last night

by Extra Whoosh June 30, 2021

jack haynes

hot handsome cool every one loves him strong

Every one loves him he is a jack haynes.

by lauren kennard October 21, 2019

Hannes

Typical afrikaner name . For the iconic boer . In the ranks of frikkie and jan .

Jissou that guy is a hannes

by Funkyswan October 7, 2019

mariah haynes

Very Strong ,Very Loyal,loving ,caring ,hopeful, thankful an loves to have fun.
Very serious about relationships & loves to work all the time money is motivation,love's kids

Damn love at Mariah Haynes she got it together after all that struggling!

by Bubbleslove10 December 30, 2016

jack haynes

super handsome smart strong boy may go by the name john

#hottie

#smart

#strong

he is like a jack haynes.

by lauren kennard October 21, 2019

HAMnesia

The Loss of memory suffered the morning after going HAM on a bottle of Liquor.

"Wow, Chad really went HAM last nite! He got a bad case of HAMnesia tho, cant remember a thing."

by MATEO THA MONSTER September 14, 2011

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016