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House-ism

n. 1: The distinct doctrine, cause, or theroy of Dr. Gregory House.

2: Telling it like it is.

3: Extream, often critical, sarcasm.
Common House-ism phrases

"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"

"This is Vicodin, it's mine. You can't have any."

Chase: The kid is missing.
House: Okay, you take Alpha Centuari, have Foreman check Tattooine, and have Cameron set up an intergalactic check piont. Of course if he went into hyper drive we'll never find him."
by Robert House September 26, 2006
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doom house

AKA Doom House 2000. The best film in the world ever!

Recently widowed Reginald P Linux moves into his new house only to be confronted by an odd-looking figurine. Afteer numerous attempts to remove said doll, it magically re-appears. Driven to the point of madness, Linux is greeted by a plain -clothes cop. On inspection of the house, the cop uncovers the most terrifying thing in the world...
Doom House 2000 was unfairly ignored at the Academy Awards.
by Tubgirl's Revenge May 14, 2004
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Related Words

House Arrest

n. When a person is ordered under law to remain in their residence for a set period of time, usually as a lenient and far simpler alternative to prison. Travel and communications are commonly monitored and/or restricted by tracking devices and surveillance equipment.
He was granted bail but must remain under house arrest until his trial.
by Anon-07 July 16, 2008
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House MD

House MD is a hit medical drama that airs every Monday on FOX. It is currently in it's eighth season, and it has a very big fan base. The show is centered on the sarcastic, genius Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) and his team of doctors who work to solve rare and difficult cases. Dr. House has a crude, but hilarious sense of humor, and he usually has an epiphany which solves the case at the end of each episode.
person one: Hey, are you going to watch House MD tonight?

Person two: Of course! It's the season finale!

person one: I just hope the patient lives.

person: Of course the patient will live, House is a genius.
by mdhouse January 2, 2012
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House of Fraser

An upmarket Department Store in the UK not to be confused with, Debenhams, John Lewis and M&S
"Wanna go out and get some clothes and stuff for the house"

"Sure, Where?"

"John Lewis?"

"Eww no lets go to House of Fraser"
by Bored so writing random stuff October 23, 2008
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Craig's House

A place where one would have a "Jack" Party.
Hey man, you goin' to the Jack Party at Craig's House?
by koolkid47 June 27, 2011
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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