Batin' Hoop

Engaging in copulation.
slang. derived from 'beating hoop'

Cork City, Ireland

I was batin' hoop wit your ol' doll last night--- I had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife last night

by CarWan2Base February 6, 2004

Shooty Hoops

The sport of throwing/tossing paper balls, cheetos, or any small object into the hood of somebody's hoody.

It is nearly played exactly like basketball, just without the need to dribble. Slam Dunks are illegal. However, that just makes them the more fun to do.

"Dude, we just had the most extreme game of Shooty Hoops during homeroom!"

by Sagachu, Gr33N March 14, 2010

Hoop Snake

A turd in your toilet thats shape resembles a hoop or a coiled up snake..Hoop Snake

Hoop Snake.I dropped a Hoop Snake so big it clogged up the toilet.
Crikey after I had anal sex with me Sheila Terri a Hoop snake the size of a billabong came out her ass.

by Hedgehog September 28, 2005

Street Hoops

A word created by the African American hip hop culture meaning "basketball".

"Excuse me sir, would you like to play some street hoops?"

by Rockwjz November 12, 2004

hoop rollers

salesmen, con men, rip off artist, anyone that is trying to sell you something you do not need.

in the old days wagons had wooden wheels and a metal hoop around the out side that held the wheel togeather. kids would get one and a stick . they would roll the hoop with the stick.that was called hoop rolling . we called salesmen hoop rollers.

by r. cane May 13, 2006

Shut hoop

Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.

Mino you need to Shut Hoop

by RingaRingaRinga June 8, 2020

poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018