Hokey

Manual cordless sweeper hokey

I can sweep up without a heavy vacuum cleaner with a hokey.

by Penname Sooner December 16, 2017

Brady Hoke

Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.

Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?

Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.

Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"

Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.

by Brady Hoke's Mom April 11, 2012

Hokie

1. Cheap, fake
2. A castrated gobbler
3. A school that specializes in dog fighting, thugs, and spooning with livestock.

That movie was so hokie. The special effects were horrible.

by TANK EARLY April 10, 2008

hokay

Hokay is short for O.K. or okay. means a'ight, but less sarcastic. Sometimes it is is expressed with a defeated sigh.

She says:"I need you to wear your nice shirt tonight"
He says: "Hokay" sigh.....

by qqtpie August 2, 2003

Hokes Bluff

The city in Alabama where everyone is dating and related. I met my second cousin there. Today, we're getting married.

Let's go to Hokes Bluff and fuck Mom!

by YintheOrigami October 9, 2017

Hokleng

A cambodian daddy that has a fat cock and is also a cutie

I would smash hokleng

by anonymous October 29, 2020

gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.

"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

by casserole42069 May 8, 2017