Merely teaches an insanely-boring "set of lies agreed upon", and proffers info that's usually of absolutely no use whatsoever in the later lives or employment-opportunities of the needlessly-suffering students.
About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
by somone who is guy May 25, 2021
MrVacBob: so what happened last weekend with you and martin?
Remilia: that didn't happen. black history dude
MrVacBob: it'll be february soon
Remilia: nope not even in february.
Remilia: that didn't happen. black history dude
MrVacBob: it'll be february soon
Remilia: nope not even in february.
by Shii March 16, 2008
euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.
Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!
Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!
"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"
Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"
Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."
by Colbert digs Canada's History February 05, 2010
Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.
by Shafty Magee II February 05, 2010
A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
by drrary February 17, 2010
An annoying dude who yells out historically inaccurate and throw a pissy fit over some shit on historical fiction and these are the same dudes who would get bullied because of how annoying they are.
Jake: hey dude wanna play some battlefield v or wanna watch the kings man.
Daniel: sure dude I’m in.
History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.
Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.
Daniel: sure dude I’m in.
History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.
Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.
by The cheek freak from Mars July 17, 2022