word said by rich white north arlington girls in virginia to describe themselves. essentially their version of the word 'girl'; pronounced as GWILZ.
by zobo116 July 21, 2009
Get the guil mug.A normally tan individual that is constantly thinking about himself and ways to make him appear cool, such as: Going to the gym, Taking a variety of vitamins and supplements, Tanning, Constantly grooming his blowout/facial hair, Partaking in an excessive amount of photos, Clubbing, Wearing very expensive/tight clothing, Bragging
Look at that fuckin guido, he has over 1,500 pictures on facebook and hes making the same face in everyone.
by bpalms May 4, 2008
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An adjective to describe the behavior of a greaseball who may display the following:
wears too much cologne; drips hair gel, wears New York Giants/Jets/Yankees clothing; abuses steroids, rocks a large chain; ends every sentence with "bro;" asks for Jagerbombs incessantly; preys on drunk women.
wears too much cologne; drips hair gel, wears New York Giants/Jets/Yankees clothing; abuses steroids, rocks a large chain; ends every sentence with "bro;" asks for Jagerbombs incessantly; preys on drunk women.
"Did you see that guy with the Yankees jersey try to hook up with that wasted girl? That's guidonculous."
"That guy in the Members Only jacket is wearing a guidonculous amount of Brut cologne."
"That guy in the Members Only jacket is wearing a guidonculous amount of Brut cologne."
by J.Yeager January 10, 2009
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yO bRoSkI tHiS bLaCkBeRrY sToRm hAz a GuIdO kEy BuIlT iN sO i CaN tElL a.:?Ll ThE bItChEs aBo!Ut My NeW hAiRcUt.
by WaLdO pRoMoTiOnS September 8, 2009
Get the Guido Key mug.1. In Turin (Piedmont, NW Italy), bus chaffeurs. In Italian "guido" is a pun because it means "I drive" and is also a proper name for men. If you call a driver this way it seems like he's familiar to you. This saying is no longer very widespread.
Il guido prende rosso anche alle rotonde. Che palle.
The chaffeur gets the red traffic light at roundabouts, too. That sucks.
The chaffeur gets the red traffic light at roundabouts, too. That sucks.
by Uslengh November 9, 2014
Get the guido mug.Giloh is simply a beast. Giloh is one of the funniest people you know and he is the funnest person to be with at a party. Just be ready cause he might strip down real quick. Giloh does not care bout nothing. He’s here to have fun and nothing more. Gilohs also the plug, he’ll let you borrow money if you need with no problem. The only thing is that you might find his underwear in the back of the class room.
(Finds a wardrobe and 12 pack of containers in the back of the classroom)
Guy 1:Eww, who’s is this!
Guy 2: It’s probably GILOHS(laughs)
Guy 1:Oh my god(Shakes head and laughs). GILOHHHHH
Guy 1:Eww, who’s is this!
Guy 2: It’s probably GILOHS(laughs)
Guy 1:Oh my god(Shakes head and laughs). GILOHHHHH
by HolyMaster77777 February 7, 2019
Get the Giloh mug.Being one from the Tri-State area, I can confirm that a Guido is a piss poor excuse for an Italian-American selling out his culture, country, and way of life. \
Commonly seen in trendy clubs/dive bars looking like half-a-fag with slicked up hair, shirts two sizes too small, popped-collars, ripped/tight jeans, and whatever else is trendy at the time, they are often dancing in the middle of the floor like a jackass while all the regular people point and laugh.
In said habitats, they are often seen drinking bitch drinks with cute umbrellas that are various colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly symbolizing their homosexuality.
Also can be described as a douchebag, among other various insults, that has an inflated sense of self worth, compounded by the IQ of someone that is legally retarded, behaving like a complete jackass in public at all times no matter how fucking retarded he may appear.
A fake, peice of shit looking bronze tan is commonly seen on these poor excuses of a human being, which adds to their ridiculous image that makes my life a hell of a lot more bearable.
Always seen in a gym, these jacked up guys actually have the balls the size of peanuts. Unable to fight a fight on their own, the rely on the fact that they travel in packs in order to intimidate those around them. When seen on their own, flight usually takes precedence when faced with a physical altercation.
If you seen one of these creatures in the wild, take cover, take pictures, and laugh. The most pathetic thing about these kids is that they actually take themselves seriously.
Commonly seen in trendy clubs/dive bars looking like half-a-fag with slicked up hair, shirts two sizes too small, popped-collars, ripped/tight jeans, and whatever else is trendy at the time, they are often dancing in the middle of the floor like a jackass while all the regular people point and laugh.
In said habitats, they are often seen drinking bitch drinks with cute umbrellas that are various colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly symbolizing their homosexuality.
Also can be described as a douchebag, among other various insults, that has an inflated sense of self worth, compounded by the IQ of someone that is legally retarded, behaving like a complete jackass in public at all times no matter how fucking retarded he may appear.
A fake, peice of shit looking bronze tan is commonly seen on these poor excuses of a human being, which adds to their ridiculous image that makes my life a hell of a lot more bearable.
Always seen in a gym, these jacked up guys actually have the balls the size of peanuts. Unable to fight a fight on their own, the rely on the fact that they travel in packs in order to intimidate those around them. When seen on their own, flight usually takes precedence when faced with a physical altercation.
If you seen one of these creatures in the wild, take cover, take pictures, and laugh. The most pathetic thing about these kids is that they actually take themselves seriously.
by JasonMB September 20, 2006
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