Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.

I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.

by anonymous May 28, 2023

Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids

person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"

by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023

Groolin

/.gr(uu)-lin/ Verb
“The practice of staying low key and minding one’s own business in the pursuit of currency”

Don’t mind me shawty I’m just groolin

by KeyG September 19, 2023

groovin schmovin

When the music is so good you can help but bust a schmove and start dancing

Dude I was listening to Africa by Toto and it had me groovin schmovin

by The mushroom1786 September 25, 2023

Grooning

The orgasmic feeling that one gets after unanesthetized double knee surgery

"Hey man, I'm feeling some grooning right now! It feels sooooo nice.

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Goosing

a dramatic way to describe a strong hunger

"oo man I'm really goosing for a buttery jack from jack in the box" said a dramatically hungry Ted

a overly dramatic/fun way to say "im fucking hungry" without actually saying it

by icreatedsept8th2022 January 22, 2024