gobshot

A 'gobshot' is an article or rant written as satire or parody in style. 'Gobshot' gets it's name from the satirical comedy written by Lord Gobshot.

Examples of a 'gobshot' include the parody schedule of the Opening Ceremony for London's 2012 Olympics.

by Arthur Driscal February 4, 2009

Quick Grabs

Quick grabs consist of dollars bills; 1's,5's,10's,20's etc. Bundled together by rubber bands, available inside the house, apartment, condo,etc for miscellaneous spending. Basically to prevent from going to the ATM.

1. My dog!!! I'm outta money. Swing me by the crib, so I can grab a few quick grabs.

2. If we're going to the strip club, I need a couple of quick grabs then.

by NuVeauRiche December 28, 2008

grebs

a bunch of people who think of themselves as unique individuals and are oblivious to the fact they all look about the same. they also think they are into alternative music but have very little knowledge about REAL alternative music.

look at those grebs squatters, they know fuckall about real music!

by carl bags May 7, 2011

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

by emery smith October 29, 2019

grobber

Adverb. A word which describes a person who grabs squishy things with their hands in a claw-like state. The word is commonly used to describe people who grab breasts in a creepy way.

Gavin is such a grobber. Last night when we were sleeping together he had the creepiest expression as he grabbed my breasts.

by simon2k6 July 22, 2011

Gobshite

A person that speaks total and utter shit 24/7, has their own language and is a complete twat.

Philip Murphy is the biggest gobshite I've ever met

by AhSureLook May 16, 2015

Gobstopper

Verb: During male orgasm, a thumb is placed over the meatus; thus stopping the ejaculate from leaving the urethra.
Noun: The act of giving a gobstopper.

Man, I was getting a great hand-job last night, and as I was cumming she gave me a gobstopper. My balls still hurt.

by StrataShoes May 14, 2017