A device that is used to create a strange thing called gravity. This “gravity” was created to benefit people living on the Southern Hemisphere, otherwise known as the wrong side of the world.
Gravity Belts are not well known in the Northern Hemisphere other than a few stories of gravity belt related crime from Australia, the most insane of all the countries, shared on 4chan.
Australia as you may know banned guns, yet despite this the Aussies have figured out how to detach/destroy their fellow mans gravity belt with boomerangs and other throwable objects. They constantly search for individuals who keep their gravity belts in disrepair so they can watch their victim fall into space. It is so cruel until you realize the rest of crazy things the people see, have, say, and do.
Gravity Belts are not well known in the Northern Hemisphere other than a few stories of gravity belt related crime from Australia, the most insane of all the countries, shared on 4chan.
Australia as you may know banned guns, yet despite this the Aussies have figured out how to detach/destroy their fellow mans gravity belt with boomerangs and other throwable objects. They constantly search for individuals who keep their gravity belts in disrepair so they can watch their victim fall into space. It is so cruel until you realize the rest of crazy things the people see, have, say, and do.
Jesse: Davie your gravity belt is loose!
Davie: OH SHIT! Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem. Can’t have my best friend falling into space.
Davie: OH SHIT! Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem. Can’t have my best friend falling into space.
by Lobo Marango June 23, 2018
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To climb up in the walls of a bathroom stall and poop from at least 4 feet above said stall. Accuracy isn't really encouraged.
by Blood_spartan September 17, 2007
Get the gravity slam mug.1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
by Jizzy Jan December 25, 2009
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A guy who just cannot seem to get it up..No matter what!
Not even viagra can help him!
A guy who just cannot seem to get it up..No matter what!
Not even viagra can help him!
''he was all talk last night but when it come to the crunch he was nothing but a floopy gravity boy'' ( Prime example: A Kam from Eastham)
by pinky2000 April 27, 2006
Get the gravity boy mug.A homemade bong that requires only a 3 liter bottle with the top cut off, a 2 liter bottle with the bottom cut off, tin foil, tape, and weed.
You can get awesome pure hits from one of these.
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by Himura February 19, 2004
Get the gravity bong mug.1) A phrase, originated by Kurt Vonnegut, that now refers to one's clumsiness in reference to dropping objects or tripping/falling down.
2)Having an erection at an inopportune time.
2)Having an erection at an inopportune time.
God: Man, I keep dropping stuff.
Shiva: Must be a high gravity day.
Lucy: Check out Tom trying to hide his high gravity day!
Sally: What a wanker.
Shiva: Must be a high gravity day.
Lucy: Check out Tom trying to hide his high gravity day!
Sally: What a wanker.
by Holy Moses Roller Brigade March 13, 2008
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