gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 07, 2019

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 12, 2020

Gopher hunting

When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.

I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!

by fentistile March 24, 2014

gopher style

Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.

So the wife and I tried something new, gopher style

by The Butteman November 14, 2015

big gopher

That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.

Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.

by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 06, 2021

Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021