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goodie snacks

The name for a very attractive woman's genitals.
She has some amazing Goodie Snacks...
by Jelly Dory November 13, 2020
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Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
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Wiltshire goodie-goodie

A primary school gym teacher that shows you physics problems, making grinning faces and panting, pretending that what he's showing you is real flipping important and complicated.
-This is a very complicated addition of forces problem. Pay attention, this is important, and will count in the exam.
-Another Wiltshire goodie-goodie.
by sardineape August 3, 2022
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Goodies

Your booty/ass
Don't touch my goodies
by Dictionary machine 500 March 8, 2022
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nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.
Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.
by eileen ulich March 9, 2024
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Goodiful

Perfect just as us
No altering needed
Kim; My boobs could use a little help.

Stacy : I would beg to differ I think they are goodiful to me
by Stacyskendall February 9, 2022
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