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gooched

can be used in many contexts, one of which is feeling rough the morning after the night before.
"I went out last night and got GRAHAM GOOCHED"!
by Rimpat Sunpat April 17, 2006
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gooch

Noun, Primaly Determined as the space between the vaginal oraface and the anal oraface, also see, Taint And Chode
she has a small gooch!
by Jackson Hendee November 27, 2007
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gooch

"fuck bulger...i love my gooch"
by mondingo December 28, 2005
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Gooche

A new word created by 2 girls in their Aparrel Development class in Goldsboro,NC.
We normally use it as a substitute for 'douchebag' or just basically calling someone a loser.
Nat: hahaha dude, what the fuck does does that guy have on??

Cat: haha, i don't know but he looks like a gooche!

Nat: hahaha, you just called him a gooche!

Cat: God we're so badass!
by God I'm so awesomeee! October 5, 2009
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Arctic gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water
After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch
by Bobby boy July 23, 2014
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Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
by Poon dragon September 12, 2016
mugGet the Gooch quarfmug.

dt gooch

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.
Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.
by Jbarbar May 24, 2008
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