Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.
The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.
The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).
Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.
by Rectue May 27, 2013

by 420420420420420420420potatoes October 12, 2018

by Paul January 4, 2004

when a tramp runs the ball into the box on fifa 09 and passes it across to an open goal
to get a certain goal
to get a certain goal
by xPunjabi NINJAx February 8, 2009

In nhl 2007 when u press the back button insted of start and pull your goalie by acident and your opponite scores on you
That was a fucking skeet goal u basterd from Newfoundland Portugal Cove just out side of St johns to be exact
by Courtney Chutes November 3, 2006

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.
(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!
by fifagod December 5, 2011

Taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.
However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.
However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.
'Dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!' says friend.
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.
'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.
'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me
by thegoalkicker July 25, 2010
