Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.

I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.

by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Greasy Garnet

Greasy Garnet is a Garnet with really Greasy hair

Greasy Garnet has Greasy Hair again

by SpagAnesess March 20, 2019

garity

two devilish twins who are always in the mood to have fun...through their hott moves in irish step dancing to their sprts activity in PE...they are two crazy cats...

watch out for the garity twins...they'll get you confused

by lauren and caroline December 7, 2004

Kevin Garnett

Best player on the planet...His nickname is the Beast!

KG is a beast!

by T-Wolves number one fan May 3, 2004

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

kevin garnett

Hes leading the league in rebounds for the third year inna row.

Nuff said.

Question: How you gon' stop a man that leads his team in points rebounds AND assists???

Answer: You dont. You just watch Kevin Garnett do what he do.

by Big Ticket September 16, 2006