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Printer Guard

To guard the printer at work.

When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.

You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.

Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"

Office Girl 2- "So what?"

Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
by RazorBladesInCandyBars November 19, 2010
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Boggy guard

A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost
You and your friend hang out like all the time
Yea, they’re my boggy guard
by swoggynpoggy July 17, 2021
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Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.
"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."
by anonymous March 29, 2015
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Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
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Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.
by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017
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guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.
Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.
by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016
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