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Gerbil

A small furry animal belonging to the order Rodentia. Biggest rival is the hamster, also to the order Rodentia. The Gerbil is often most found in Hookah Lounges, and it's basic diet is vape smoke. You can also find the Gerbil under beds or other objects sleeping and or watching porn.
"Why is it so smokey in here?"

"Oh, my Gerbil just got a new mod"
by Abcdefg1234 October 2, 2015
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Gerbiled

When a water bottle meant for rodents inside of a person’s asshole
I was bored last night so I gerbiled myself and the bottle got stuck.
by Cyrus Peppercorn May 26, 2019
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Gash Gerbil

A woman that takes the fancy of other women (i.e. lesbian) and enjoys going down on them and ferreting around in the 'nether' region
That lezzy slut is a right 'gash gerbil'
by dmxstu August 10, 2008
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Holy gerbil

A furry rodent imported mainly from Russia or Israel which is used by female Arkansas meth heads in a sexual mating ritual inwhich the rodent is inserted into the anal cavity for sexual pleasure normally resulting in fat women screaming OH GOD OH GOD.
Fat Arkansas woman: After I hit the pipe I love using my holy gerbil to enhance my sexual experience.
by BigBrothrMick426 September 25, 2009
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gerbil

A small furry animal that is used as a buttplug by richard gere.
The cops got him for a richard gere offense, his back door was not rodent proof. meaning the man had a gerbil in his anus constituting animal abuse.
by niggardly jew January 1, 2009
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gerbil jammin

the act of utilizing a frozen gerbil up the anus for sexual pleasures
there is no way that i can sit for eight hours at work after this long weekend of gerbil jammin...........im gonna have to call in sick
by ducky quack January 17, 2010
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hairless gerbil

A woman who has shaved off all her armpit and pubic hair.

A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.
After removing all her pubic and under arm hair with her venus razor Mary declared herself to be "A hairless gerbil".

Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.
by ladragnfly January 5, 2009
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