Gandhi

Probably the coolest person to ever live. Homeboy believed in peace, justice, equal rights, and religion. He got shit done. People would hit him up asking him to get shit done for them. And he would take a beating if necessary. He got his ass kicked for the cause. And he kicked-ass for the cause as well.

Ignorant Loser: Who was Gandhi?

Smart Winner: One badass mother fucker.

Ignorant Loser: How so?

Smart Winner: Don't you have to go be a douche somewhere else?

Ignorant Loser: Don't be an asshole Tim.

Smart yet emotionally confused Winner: I'm sorry. I feel like lately i've been pushing away the people I love.

Ignorant yet sensitive and deep Loser: Tim, what would Gandhi do?

Smart yet morally resolved Winner: Thanks Burt. I will think on that one.

by frisbee1 September 18, 2012

lora ghus gaya ,gand phat gaye

lora jub jata hai na .. tu muun se ek hi awaaz ate hai woh sub ko pata hai .
lekin jo larke ko maheeeenooo tak dard hota hai us ki meaning above

acha tu lora ghus gaya , gand phat gaye ?

by ahsan November 17, 2003

Jasvaig Ganda

A humorous man who loves chicken wings and loves the sport football {soccer. His stomach hurts every second at school but not at home. Oh yeah he also gets bare girls but got no followers. At the end of the day is he is an absolute LEGEND AND THE G.O.A.T.

Jasvaig Ganda: Hey
Girl: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

by LeG MAN )))) August 20, 2019

gandalf the white

Little known slang term for toilet paper usually of the softer variety. Comes from the fact that Gandalf from Lord of the Rings has a long white fluffy beard.

The public toilet ran out of Gandalf the White!

by Martin Grondin April 27, 2005

gandblaster

This word has 2 meanings. It comes from TRI state are where it was cooked in the melting pot. Gand means ASS blaster well you know what that means. You could say I gandblasted your ass in Unreal Tournament or you could be GAY and say I wana be the gandblaser!

I gandblasted you last nite in UT.
I gandblasted you in bed last nite.

by Dr Pankaj Anand April 8, 2005

Gandem

Female version of mandem.

I fucked some gandems.

by vaginalwaffle January 24, 2011

Gandalfing

The result of lighting a pipe perfectly as to keep the weed or tobacco burning without subsequent lighting attempts.

Here, hit that bowl quick, its gandalfing

by The apocolypse April 23, 2011