giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

Gafftard

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.

Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.

by anon Pi August 22, 2012

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!

Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!

by B-Hill July 30, 2008

Gaffney

A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D

Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!

Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane

Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......

by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013