Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021
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by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021
Get the Freckles mug.To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.
by KryssieSmiles June 4, 2023
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Get the freckle frace mug.An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Get the freckle the pot mug.Nicholas is a freckled bitch when he would get in a fight with his dad one day, that says he doesn’t love him and he wants nothing to do with it.
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