Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 25, 2006

angry forehead

a man who has an evergrowing forehead with a lot of frown wrinkles. a happy chap generally (yeah right) who just bimbles through life on an evergoing quest to dig himself out of the current black spot thats bringing him down. soon to be followed by another life-changing set of curcumstances to put him right back in the shit hole that he just spent the last 6 months trying to get out of.

'angry forehead is in a mood again'
'when will he fucking cheer up?'
'fuck knows'

by doofle January 30, 2005

forehead piercing

A forehead piercing occurs when someone is punched in the forehead by another with jewellry on their hands (See ring). The ring shall split thier skin open, similar to piercing an ear or such.

After she pushed her boyfriend to the ground, she gave him a forehead piercing with her rings. When he got up he couldn't believe that a girl had beaten him in a fight.


The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

forehead

vicky aspinall...shes called forehead due to the fact she has a huge eyebrow bone, n acko slammed her head on the table n she grew another forehead lol

"...yo forehead..."

by yessy March 22, 2004

Forehead Slime

One's forehead whos just been flopped on by a big fat hair nutsack leaving a trail of endless slime

I left some Forehead Slime on this kid named connie

by Bob February 6, 2004

sloping forehead

Someone who is quick at making decisions. These decisions might not always be they best. They are generally the best entrepreneurs, due to the ability of thinking fast and in many ways. Can be fool hardy but with experience there judgement get better. Let's face it....In an environment that constantly demands change and adaptability, they excel.

It's a fact. Sloping Forehead. Neanderthal.

by Jay CHROMEO April 5, 2016

Fuck Off Forehead

Any person with a massive fucking forehead.

Shit man look at that Fuck Off Forehead !
yeah Amanda is what you call a FOF mate

by AmandaS&M July 2, 2011