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Flag Football

When a male wants to have sex with a female while she is on her period, but the female doesn't want to. Male yells "Flag Football" and object is for the female to try to score a touchdown by getting to the bed before the male pulls the flag aka string of tampon out. If male pulls out the flag then he gets to have sex.
Bob: I'm so tired from flag football last night.

Karl: Oh you play intramurals?

Bob: No dude, I played 3 games with my lady last night and I pulled her flag all 3 times.

NFL Tackle Football Touchdown Super Bowl
by Underdog007 June 4, 2013
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Eastmont Football

Big 9 Champs

Best Defense in the state

Better than Wenatchee

We own the Wenatchee Valley
Simply the best
“Yo you heard about Eastmont football
Yeah bro they beast asf”
by Unknownauthor2000 March 11, 2019
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Tiny Football Car

‘Tiny Football Car’ AKA ‘Tiny Car’ is a radio-controlled Volkswagen ID.4 that first appeared at UEFA EURO 2020(TM)
OH! WOW! LOOK AT THAT TINY FOOTBALL CAR!
by Tiny Football Car Fan June 16, 2021
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GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football

A message board where actual discussion of college football is dwarfed by the sheer amount of trolling, LOL topics, and team insults. Any legitimate point will be immediately countered by one or more users posting

"u mad?"
"RAAAAAGE"
"FFFFFFFF"

or replying with a "quote" of another user which is completely replaced with their own text in a really poor attempt at being clever.

The average board poster is between the ages of 21 and 30 but can be guaranteed to act like an 8 year-old in a playground argument.
I feel really bad for the users who post garbage on GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football all Saturday long, because that means they have no actual games to attend nor friends to watch them with.
by TooClassy1 October 11, 2009
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Semi-Pro Football

A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.

Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.

Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.

Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
by Potato Sack January 10, 2009
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Rye Football

One of the Best Football Programs in NEW YORK STATE. They don't lose very often, a matter a fact the RYE Garnets are 49-5 in the last 5 years so that just tells you how good they are. They won the State Championship in 2005 and are looking for another one in 2006. They have been to the state Championship 3 years in a row. They are Disciplined, well coached, strong , athletic, very talented and fast.
Rye football is like The new york Yankees of High school football. Rye is very good
by THe man June 19, 2006
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Football Twitter

A section of Twitter where people discuss football. Hates Americans and people who call football “soccer”. Strongly anti-trans people. Speaks roadman in conversations. Big accounts include: @TheSaltIsHere, @CFC_Mod, @OzilThings, @Vintage_Utd and @UTDTrey.
“Yeah Football Twitter was mad today uno, these manz was giving out Ozil slander so @OzilThings ratio’d dem but man like @UTDTrey came in and started givin out Ozil abuse.”
by PøgbaSeniorPassTheSalt March 5, 2021
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