flunker

ween noon

mess with me i will cop you a fluncker

by dave g schwartz December 17, 2003

Fluser

A person who failed to take advantage of all the seasonal flu shots and prevention opportunities given by their employer and local governments, and as a result, contracts the flu.

Danny's health insurance offers free flu shots, but due to his procrastinating, he missed out on getting his shot, and completely forgot about it. Now he's in bed whining about how lousy the flu makes him feel, and wallowing in his own mucus. What a fluser he is!

by David W. Irish February 6, 2013

fluxer

A fluxing fluxer who fluxes

Look at that FLUXER over there

by FLUXER March 3, 2018

swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

flaker

Flaker is a form for homosexual activity between two person with huge and ugly lip.

Eyh, mofo stop flaking that ass.

by Henrik November 1, 2003

fluke

something that doesn't go as planned. can be used to describe a situation or a person.

"That party was a fluke"

"Weren't you suppose to hang out with your friend tonight?" "Yeah, but they fluked"

by brittanyxcarter April 20, 2011

Fukerness

Flustering someone to the point of madness; when a person who is a fuker takes it to the next level Jedi Shit and flusters someone leaving them with no comeback.

Damn Yo! Where you learn your Fukerness? That shit is PIMP!

Im so mad!!! You and your Fucking FUKERNESS aHHH!!! FJEWS!hnjkgvn klfsdhgklfd;!!

by TBM's Kitty October 8, 2007