Flappy Clappy

When an elderly female has a plump, round and juicy dumpy and cannot perform basic actions without producing a loud clapping sound.

"Me and your nan's Flappy Clappy made sweet babies last night" I say to you.

by Niggly Jiggly Wiggly February 11, 2021

Flappy Fustercluck

The scientific name for a group of 'hunter' terminids (insects) in the video game, Helldivers 2:

A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows.
A flappy fustercluck of hunters.

Richard - a flappy fustercluck patrol to your 5 o'clock - kill 'em with fire!

by Professor.Joe April 18, 2024

Flappy

When your hair is nappy but you were laying down too long and it's flat in the back.

I passed out and woke up with flappy bed head.

by Hurtjjliz June 25, 2019

A little flappy bird

When you or someone else is in a bit of a flap/anxious/flustered

Sorry about earlier, I was just a little flappy bird

by MSDorset September 2, 2023

Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag

'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'

by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014