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Cheesy Flapjack

When two or more obese people get sexually aroused and have a hankering for cheese and have sex in a fountain of cheese, thus when walking by the fountain it appears to be cheesy flapjack.
The lovely obese couple looked like a "Cheesy Flapjack" inside the newly weds nacho cheese fountain.
by Lickskillet July 20, 2016
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Flapjacking

My bird was Flapjacking me last night
by Aslan101 May 15, 2016
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Flapjack

An insult. Used to say "loser" or "chach".
"Hey flapjack, get outta my way before I pound your face into the dumpster outback."
by Synjin the Skeleton May 1, 2017
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Bombay Flapjack

Crapping into someone's mouth
he says - "Hello Dear what would you like to eat today"
she says - "Hmmmm, think I'll have a bombay flapjack
He says - "open your mooth then you dorty hoo-er"
she says - "yum yum!"
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Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.
Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!
by William Large Balls July 5, 2018
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flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.
Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
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the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob
____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
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