And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

flaming queen

noun, a male homosexual (a blatant one)

I know our son is gay, but does he need to be a flaming queen?

by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Flame Horizon

Coined by the popular professional League of Legends player Ho-jong "Flame" Lee, the act of reaching a 100 CS advantage over your enemy lane opponent. It typically happens as a result of complete and utter domination of the enemy laner.

Person 1: "Did you see what Flame did to the other top laner last game?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He practically raped him, the laning phase ended in a flame horizon!"

by UFC Lincoln July 12, 2017

flame bait

1) Flame bait is a message posted to a public Internet discussion group, such as a forum, newsgroup or mailing list, with the intent of provoking an angry response (a "flame") or argument over a topic the "troll" (original poster provoking angry response) often has no real interest in, and finds humour, or entertainment in reactions.

2) Flame bait can be a person unfamiliar with a certain discussion/topic on an internet discussion group, possibly saying things that would provoke an angry, teasing, or overall negative response.

1)KingR3aper: Starcraft II is going to suck. It is going to be the same thing as Starcraft I with new graphics. You're all losers.

(Here, KingR3aper, being the 'troll', is purposely provoking an angry or negative response from offended starcraft fans. Flame Baiting)

(offended fans)
STRCFTFAN1337: GO SCRWE URSELF STARCRAFT IS AWESOME U FAG
ILESSTHAN3BLZRD: GTFO YOUTUBE STARCRAFT IS BOSS
IMA13YROLDBOI: NO YOURS TUPID! U ONLY SAY THAT CUZ U SUCK AT THE GAME


2) Imanub123: Hey, I'm new to computers. I'm at a local library right now. My friend said that I have to clean out my computer, thats why it was so slow. So I opened my computer and scrubbed with soap and water, and now its not working. Does anyone know why?

Mrgudsenseofsmell: I smell Flamebait...o.o
KingR3aper: ....Dear god. Why are you even alive? Do you forget to breathe?
1337sauce: *facepalm* I've never heard something so frking stupid in my life.

by KingR3aper March 25, 2009

new flame

The person you're currently talking to and romantically interested in. Not your old flame.

I've got a new flame.

by amazing:) February 23, 2014

flaming bitch

Someone who doesn't give a shit about anyone else and lets everyone know. This is an almost exclusively female pejorative and indicates that the person who just got called one is basically a cunt.

My boss ripped my balls out in front of the whole division for leaving early to go to my grandma's funeral last Friday and then slapped on two extra projects and a demerit on my employee record. What a flaming bitch!

by Freddy Boy1 January 5, 2010

Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010