flart

A flying fart. One that lingers in the air for a while.

Oh man, i just flarted.

by Wet Stain December 30, 2016

Flamtastic

Bad. Originated from a post on the keentoons forum.

"Looks like someone's a flamtastically flaming flamer."

by Wolfboy1988 February 4, 2005

flanted

wispered, flaunt, talk, dealt,

"flanted on"

by noixz January 15, 2009

Flaflurmp

A lazy ass mother fucker.

That flaflurmp needs to get out of my house and get a job.

by bhannon535 March 3, 2009

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

Flart

A floating fart

"Damn it, that weird guy just walked by and flartted. Smells like he shit his pants."

by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

Flart

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

by ijustatemaccas March 12, 2015