Trump Fingers

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"

Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃

by BasketFullOfKittens January 25, 2017

fingered

1.hurting yourself a word that can be used for many things.
2.somethink that is heaps cool.

1.'Oh fuck i fell of my skateboard n fingered my wrist'
2.'That car is totaly fingered man'

by bong me dude October 1, 2006

finger stinger

a remnant of a joint of marijuana. After smoking a joint down to the end, to hold and smoke it would more than likely burn the smoker's fingers. Also known as a roach.

Dude: You don't have any roaches to smoke?

Dudette: Nah, they're all finger stingers.

by StopUsingAlltheGoodNames February 10, 2010

Mutumbo Finger

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.

I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.

by #1ABF March 31, 2020

tagger's finger

the extended period of numbness on the tip of your index finger (usually between 1 and 3 days) after you've been spray-painting for an extended period of time.

That shark I sprayed on the old bridge last night looks sweet, but it gave me a sick case of tagger's finger.

by coalfax May 4, 2008

Finger in the sminger

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

by Dildohands May 18, 2015

granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016