Field Smash

A collection of two or more people getting drunk in a field due to lack of party facilities. Usually at an inappropriate time of day.

Steve: totally hit up the field smash yesterday
Sarah: Field smash? you are such a Steve! (see steve)

by Addizle March 20, 2008

field douche

1. To strip down or disassemble on the spot to clean
2. To douche in a field
3. Emergency cleansing

1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.

by sweatygooch July 30, 2010

field goal

a game played when walking with a group of friends.

you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.

“hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!”

by nEo-31a- July 13, 2019

Field Nigga Meat

Noun.- A black man's penis; description deriving from the reason why white slave masters wives would go behind their husbands backs to have sex; subsequently resulting in STD's and a boom of pregnancies of mixed babies (then also being labeled and known as mulatto children). Leading to that slave being killed by being whipped to death.

Girl, he had field nigga meat! That shit had me walking funny for a week!

by Tristrem August 29, 2019

Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.

Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

field head

a girl giving a guy a bj while in a car/truck/tractor/combine/whatever in a field. hicks in the midwest say it...

We drove through that wheat by his farm and I gave him some good field head.

by fizzle mizzle April 9, 2003

field hockey

the gayest sport to be invented. to be played with old men wearing kilts with no undergarments. also to flash another during play.

" i am scarred for life "
"why"
" i was forced top play field hockey and i was flashed by your dad"
" a man i'm sorry"

by google1234 March 30, 2009