The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.
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When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.
When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.
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