Kiddie Factory

A kiddie factory is a woman who is constantly pregnant

The type who lives in a tower block, has no job, milks the state, and has 7 kids aged between 8 and 15 all with different dads

by This is gonna hurt! February 5, 2005

Wife Acceptance Factor

A term used by guys to describe how likely their brilliant home improvement projects, social plans or geek toys will be accepted by their wives.

Note that the purist never assigns a Wife Acceptance Factor a number score, like 8.7, or a even a relative amount like "low" or "high". This is what keeps it from being the precise measurement implied by the name, and adds to the irony.

Neither does the purist ever use the abbreviation WAF, it is always sardonically drawled out in full: "Wife Acceptance Factor".

It is also never used by hen-pecked husbands, since they have no say in anything anyway.

Yeah, that SONY 60" 3D HDTV I wanted just didn't have the whole Wife Acceptance Factor thing going on.

Dude! That's at least reasonable. My wife put the kibosh on my awesome home automation plan, which anyone would agree should fly right under the Wife Acceptance Factor radar.

by Light Switch Labeling is Bad? January 10, 2011

Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.

"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.

by CrowTard April 16, 2006

Faptory

Faptory is: A victory achieved by RESISTING the urge to masturbate for 7 days.

Achieving such a great faptory (victory) makes you faptorious. (victorious)

"i haven't fapped for a week!"
"You're kidding! Good job, a graet faptory was won here."

by Legionnaire of the Internets August 14, 2008

Spank factor

Amount of sexual content in a t.v. show, movie, magazines or any media and how it relates to influencing or causing the urge to "jack off" (masturbate).

Basic Instinct 2 was a pretty bad movie despite the high Spank factor.
I'm not going to listen to a Christine Aguilera C.D., but the booklet has a high Spank factor.

by Johnny Queifer October 18, 2008

E-Factor

being awesome to a huge and exponential degree almost too much for normal people to withstand. Having skill of the highest degree in playing guitar, wooing the ladies, and chopping wood.

He's so awesome he must have the E-factor.

by Earl Coleman III December 9, 2009

Whiff Factor

When judging women on different scales of 1 to 10, the whiff factor is a pass/fail. The whiff factor deals with the vaginal fragrance. A fail of the whiff factor negates any other qualities. A necessary test on girls from Wisconsin.

"Dude, that girl was hot! Why'd you let her go?"

"She failed the whiff factor, I'm not touching that with Lundberg's dick!"

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010