false start

When you walk out to your car in the morning only to realize that your keys are in the upstairs bathroom, so you have to go back.

Why were you late to work this morning? I had a false start.

by srta_martin December 15, 2008

False Hope

A man who claims to be Bob Hope, but isn't.

-Harry Potter:"Hello, I'm Bob Hope".
-Go away, Potter, you're just a false Hope.

by Kelerab June 3, 2011

false dat

1. opposite of "true dat"
2. incorrect, blatantly wrong
3. a phrase used to express strong feelings of disagreement

"false dat, there's no contamination in that groundwater!"

by Cokey April 12, 2005

false-er

someone who does not tell the truth; specks lies

HE is a false-er, he said he was 18 but really is 16.

by KayIsa January 3, 2007

False Orgasm

A False Orgasm occurs when a man or a woman has the feeling to sneeze but is unable to do it, so they make a face that looks like they are having an orgasm.

Bob tried to sneeze, but he wasn't able to which caused him to have a False Orgasm.

by Khagreytits September 2, 2014

False-Spitting Dragon

While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.

Sarah was so mad after I gave her the false-spitting dragon last night.

by airporteffect March 8, 2016

False Fag

A derogatory term used by homophobes to describe a person who has transitioned from being gay to straight.

"Did you hear about James? He's become straight again."
"That fucking false fag, I knew it all along!"

by RayDAWG69 November 14, 2018