Failsauce Engage

The process in which one's failsauce engages

Terry really sucked at soccer, so when he let a goal in, his failsauce engaged.

by e-jangles May 6, 2008

false

Use in place of no

A) I like big butts.
B) False!

by Bug August 26, 2003

false

whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.

Q: who is the president of the united states?

A: false

by fuck you foo January 5, 2008

false boner

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

by David Munafo January 30, 2009

False ban

When player is banned without or with incorrect/inaccurate evidence in a game.

John got false banned in a "game".
He appealed and got pardoned.

by Xucau July 8, 2020

faise

Intentional misspelling of the word "face."

Can't read my poker faise.

by MikeMigod May 12, 2009

false prophet

An individual that leads others towards a belief of recovery, hope or progress. They are false so they indeed have to use antics like comedy, good charms, teaching history and other methods of men to keep their audience captivated, entertained and misled into feeling that they've actually witnessed or achieved some kind of significant measure from their participation.

False Prophet: I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that! Follow me I will show you the way to prosperity!

Audience: *cheers gratefully from some smelly stadium*

False Prophet: Look at my man in the moon display! Behold its twisted symbolic imagery for your eyes to take in. It is beautiful."

Audience: "Wow Glen that is amazing, how do you do it?"

False Prophet: "Beats me I just make up shit as I go, but whatever, you'll buy it and eat it and love it. Watch me crack a joke now!"

Audience: *Claps and whistles excitedly*

*Glen Beck cackles as he baths in his piles of piss-stained gold*

False Prophet: "Ah hah ha ha, I am so great. I love being me. They think I am doing good in the world" *ROFL*

by white whale August 9, 2013