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9/11 failure

A derogatory term for an annoying American that takes online first person shooters, such as halo 3 far too seriously and doesn't seem to take a moment to breath from all the trash-talking they've been doing. The term is usually quite effective in silencing them immediately or provokes hilarious displays of outrage.

American: "Let me drive the warthog"

Brit: "No"

American: "You stupid British faggot! Now Im dead I told you to let me to drive the warthog you asshole... wait why are you tea-bagging me you're on my side?"

Brit: "Because you're a 9/11 failure"

by BigBopper07 March 9, 2010

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Failure

To fail, or to become "failed", or, the act of failing. In some cases majorly, and at the cost of many lives.

George Bush,the Hindenburg blimp, Myspace, Neopets, eBaum's World (Massive)
"The bomb didn't explode, it was a failure."

by Saint Kayitar July 21, 2006

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Failbreak

1. When somebody tries to jailbreak their iPhone, but ends up bricking it.

2. An application that fails to successfully jailbreak an iPhone.

1. Damn it, I just failbroke my iPhone!

2. Greenpois0n is a failbreak app.

by iban3zba55 February 9, 2010

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Failed Lesbian

Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman

Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*

by iEatBabiesDuh June 30, 2011

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