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frosty badger 

crusty white dog shit with black bits in it usually found back in the 1970's
A. phew, look at that swirly piece of shit i nearly trod in

B. dude!! that swirly piece of shit is a 70's classic called a frosty badger

A. wow, i never new they existed i'm so excited i wanna eat some of it
frosty badger by butwart101 May 26, 2009

Frosty Stephen 

When a male shaves his pubic hair, even though he is not expecting female company within the foreseeable future.
Stephen: I was thinking of shaving my pubic hair for tonight
Friend: But no woman would ever go near your erect and/or flaccid penis
Stephen: Exactly, a Frosty Stephen
Frosty Stephen by the evil juan October 8, 2016

frosty boomerang

When you grab a shovel and bend it over your rock hard cock then you throw the shovel and hit an infant in the head killing it, then you freeze the shovel with the infant's head still on it and last you shove the frosty shovel in your anus.
Man, I just had the best frosty boomerang in Africa the other day!

Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo

The 2nd account belonging to the world renowned dumbass known as Frosty Dice.
Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo isn't funny.

frosty walrus 

while receiving a blow job, you cum in your partners mouth. right when you cum, you punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.
Bob: dude, jim gave laura a frosty walrus
Bill: really?
Jim: yeah, she got cum on her tits.
frosty walrus by Dr. Phil2 May 2, 2006

Frosty Blumpkin 

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.
Brinton gave Dylan a Frosty Blumpkin in the mens room at Arctic Circle.
Frosty Blumpkin by Peatty August 30, 2009